What I'm willing to do for a friend...
In order to get some play time on Curt's blog, I had to go kill a wild Chinese hog with only this small knife so that Curt could grill up some ribs on our little hibachi grill. I'm all about helping a brother feel more at home but I better get some good comments after all this... I must also add that I got great joy out of hunting down a wild animal and killing it so that's why I'm smiling like I just won a new car.
posted by Curt Hampton at 11:38 PM
12 Comments:
yeah matt!
yeah matt!
When you say, "wild hog", do you mean Curtis' mom? Did you do kill it like Mel Gibson killed that Indian in the "Patriot"? That was messed up. Congratulations, though. It makes me sick just thinking about it.
who is that buff mountain man? i hear you guys have been livin' it up recently ;)
You would have enjoyed our recent trip to Downing Street...
Nothin' like bloody meat..knife in hand! So I was in Texas last week and visitied Bass Pro Shops in Grapevine north of Dallas. A picture of the world record russian black boar, life sized, with it's happy new owner/killer hung above the urinals...it was killed in no other place than outer mongolia! 1,164 lbs!!
By the way, Curt - what a PHAT crib! I feel so special - you put our picture next to your mom's! I take back the mama joke that I posted earlier.
Cindy, Cindy, Cindy, thanks for blogging with me and there is no offense about your mama jokes. I know that you don't have good sense anyway. And about the picture, the honor is all yours. I miss you ;-)
Bethany, I don't know what you've "heard" but it's prolly not true cause I've turned over a new leaf and I'm a straight laced liberal now. I heard that you and Joshy and Jared had a great time hangin out at the "Street." So wish I could have been there but in due time we'll recreate the moment, I'm sure.
Mason, it's great to see you joining in the fun here. And thanks for the facts about that poor wild boar. I bet you and Matt would have had a grand time trading stories while cutting up a cold slab of pig. Is it cold in Cruces?
One more thing, who is "flo?"
i think that this finally shows that behind the thinly veiled smile that makes matt appear charming and innocent lies a cold blooded killer of poor defenseless animals that should be locked up in the big house...or shipped off to the frozen tundra of mongolia..
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makin a sista hungry for a BAR B QUE........ ummmmmmmmm
MY in Texas
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